The world has lost a true Soviet hero. Vyacheslav Tikhonov, the Russian actor who indelibly portrayed perhaps the greatest of all fictional Soviet spies, Stirlitz, died today in Moscow at the age of 81.
Tikhonov's depiction of Stirlitz in the 1973 television miniseries, "Seventeen Moments of Spring," is nothing short of a cult classic -- shot in striking black and white, with a cool, jazzy soundtrack and the mother of all plots, in which Maksim Isayev, a devoted Soviet agent, masters his German accent and infiltrates the Nazi elite as Max Otto von Stirlitz during the final months of World War II.
Stirlitz is urbane, cunning, steely-nerved, and above all loyal -- in one of the most famous scenes
in the series, all of which can be found on YouTube, he sits in agonizing silence in a crowded village bar, gazing across the room at his wife, who has been smuggled by his Soviet colleagues into Germany for the briefest and most heart-rending of conjugal viewings.
Tikhonov's distillation of a dashing man of derring-do is so revered that even Kremlin image-makers admitted to designing an entire media campaign presenting then-President Vladimir Putin as a modern-day Stirlitz. But above all, Stirlitz is beloved as the punch line of innumerable jokes that depict the flawless spy in the unlikely role of a bumbler.
One favorite: Stirlitz wakes up in a jail cell. He is disoriented, and can't remember what country he is in. He drills himself: if a German guard enters, he is Stirlitz. If the guard is Soviet, he is Isayev. A Russian policeman walks into the cell. "You shouldn't drink so much, Tikhonov," he says.
-- Daisy Sindelar