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Tickling Twitter's Funnybone: Putin Can Destroy NATO With What?

  • Tom Balmforth

Despite the Twitter ridicule, Dmitry Kiselyov remains one of Russia's most popular pundits.

Despite the Twitter ridicule, Dmitry Kiselyov remains one of Russia's most popular pundits.

MOSCOW -- Call it the headline that launched a thousand tweets.

For the February 1 broadcast of his program Vesti Nedeli, the bombastic television presenter Dmitry Kiselyov used the title: Putin Can Destroy NATO With A Single Phone Call. It was pretty standard fare for the viscerally anti-Western Kiselyov, who once said on-air that Russia could reduce the United States to "radioactive ash."

Soon after the program aired, the headline on Vesti Nedeli's website was changed to the blander: The New Budget Will Be Ratified On April 1.

But the change wasn't enough to stop the online ridicule, which came fast and furious.

The satirical news feed Lentach tweeted:

“Vesti.Ru has deleted the title ‘Putin Can Destroy NATO With A Single Phone Call.’ What’s the problem, can’t he?”

Another Twitter user, Vyazanyi Tvitter, was particularly active. One of his tweets quipped:

“Putin couldn’t destroy NATO because they didn’t pick up the phone where he called.”

Vyazanyi Tvitter also wondered about the dangers of using a telephone as a weapon, tweeting:

"Since he destroyed NATO with a phone call, Putin accidentally fired off an SMS to the UN Security Council."

And another showed a smiling blonde woman speaking on a old-style payphone saying: "Hello, NATO? Now you're dead!"

Another Twitter user -- eto Sasha -- used a different variation on the meme:

-- Hello, you’re destroyed.
-- What?
-- Is this NATO?
-- No.
-- Damn, I got the wrong number.

The blogger Doctor Gilotyev tweeted a photo of Putin showing off his new phone to Chinese President Xi Jingping.

“Look, you just press here -- bam, no more NATO," the caption reads.

Opposition leader and anticorruption blogger Aleksei Navalny also got into the act, suggesting it would be better if Putin could solve Russia's domestic problems -- like poor public transportation.

“Vesti.Ru says Putin can destroy NATO with a single phone call. But can he bring back the suburban trains to Pskov Oblast?" Navalny tweeted.

And a Twitter user called Sheiker posted a picture of two Kremlin telephones. A red one is marked “Alinochka" -- an apparent reference to gymnast Alina Kabayeva, who is widely believed to be romantically involved with Putin. And a white phone is marked "Destroy NATO."

The caption on the tweet reads: "The D**khead's Desk."

And Usy Peskova wondered whether it is safe to pick up the phone anymore:

"My phone just rang, but I didn’t pick up in case it’s him!" read the tweet.

Despite the Twitter ridicule, Kiselyov remains one of Russia's most popular pundits.

A poll by the state-controlled VTsIOM in March identified him as the second “most-authoritative” journalist in Russia after Vladimir Solovyov, a presenter on Russia’s Rossiya 1.

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    Tom Balmforth

    Tom Balmforth covers Russia and other former Soviet republics. He can be reached at