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How Many Basijis Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

Basij militiamen march in Tehran.
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Nothing is the same in Iran since last year’s disputed presidential vote and the crackdown that followed.

Even jokes have changed. Many of the jokes that are popular among Iranians are about Iran’s ethnic minorities. In recent months, however, jokes about members of the Basij militia have been gaining popularity.

Some Iranians have suggested replacing the jokes about Iran’s ethnic minorities with jokes about members of the Basij, while others have called the new Iranian year that began on March 21 “the year of Basij jokes.”

The Basij force played a key role in the postelection crackdown that left behind an unknown number of dead and injured. According to witnesses, Basij members used excessive force against peaceful protesters who demonstrated against the reelection of Iran’s President Mahmud Ahmadinejad -- who, they said, was reelected as the result of massive fraud.

Poking fun at the Basij members and telling jokes about them seems to be the reaction of some fun-loving Iranians to the actions of the progovernment forces.

Here are a few of the Basij jokes that are making the rounds:

A Basij member is asked: “Who is God? He responds: “The representative of Iran’s Supreme Leader in heaven.”

A Basij member is taking part in a Koran reading contest. When he gets to the sura (a chapter of the Koran) of “bani Israel” (the children of Israel), he quits. (The joke refers to the fact that the Islamic Republic of Iran does not recognize Israel.)

A Basij member is asked what will happen when the hidden Imam reappears (a messianic figure in Shi’ite doctrine.) He responds: “All will do well, people will care about each other, the killings will end, it will be like the time of the Shah.” (Many Iranians are nostalgic about the era of the Shah and the era before the 1979 revolution.)

How do you torture a Basij member? You tie him down and tell him they’re distributing Sandis (a juice brand) over there. (Food and drinks, including Sandis juices, were reportedly distributed at some progovernment demonstrations, prompting some oppositionists to say participants only came for the refreshments.)

-- Golnaz Esfandiari
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by: nima from: tehran
March 28, 2010 08:26
Good to know for people in abroad.Thanks

by: @shariatmadari
March 28, 2010 15:19
How Many Basijis Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? The answer is easy:
NONE. The Basijis will sit in dark and blame Israel and USA.

by: Ahimaaz
March 28, 2010 17:48
How many Iranians actually are picking up these jokes? Is this representative? Do you even have a way to demonstrate? Is this yet another unprovable assertion to make Iran's government look unpopular, and so help the war party move against Iran? Perhaps, but oh well... just another mercenary Iranian blogger.
In Response

by: Hamid from: Varamin, Iran
March 29, 2010 05:44
There is no need to make Iran's government look unpopular, It's as obvious as the sky is blue. Of course there are a lot of people especially in rural areas who are progovernment due to the government's populist policies. But they are not the majority.
In Response

by: Anonymous
March 29, 2010 09:46
"Make Iran's government look unpopular" ? ROFL! Your joke is much more funny than all those in the article. Thank you for making us laugh.

by: Jay from: US
March 28, 2010 21:01
Great blog! fight violence with humor.

by: Tariq Kakar from: Quetta
March 29, 2010 19:48
It is pleasent that iranian masses are actually aware of the situation that what was done there with their precious votes and in response the nijhadi govt blamed isreal and west like pakistan to avoid public rising , best of luck to iranians who are in favour true democracy not fraud ,

by: Dilan from: Canada
April 02, 2010 05:47
I dare a Persian make a joke about Kurds. I find this piece insulting that mentions "Some Iranians have suggested replacing the jokes about Iran’s ethnic minorities with jokes about members of the Basij,"
It implies that so far Basijis have been mor enoble than ethnic minorities in the eyes of the dominant Persians! I know it is Radio Free... so you can write whatever you want in the interest of the dominant group, but this site lacks real editorship. Golnaz should apologize for this unforgiveable erroneous reporting.

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