DID OBAMA JUST MENTIONCLIMATE CHANGE? YES!— David Shiffman (@WhySharksMatter) November 7, 2012
The quickest livestream I could find of Barack Obama's speech is on mittromney.com.— Aaron Edwards (@aaronmedwards) November 7, 2012
BREAKING:Apple Maps projecting Barack Obama to win Brazil.— Faux John Madden (@FauxJohnMadden) November 7, 2012
the first disabled woman, the first openly lesbian woman, the first openly pansexual woman and the first Asian woman in the Senate!— Kate (@celtic_cookie) November 7, 2012
This election is a total sham and a travesty. We are not a democracy!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2012
Nate Silver reportedly spotted dancing gangnam style.— Andrew Kaczynski (@BuzzFeedAndrew) November 7, 2012
A Lesbian in the Senate!!! Coming to your Middle East parliaments in 17000 yrs. #USAElections— Jenan Moussa (@jenanmoussa) November 7, 2012
— Marshall Kirkpatrick (@marshallk) November 7, 2012
I would like to see the characters from the show Homeland live-tweeting the election. Is that an option?
I'm on my way to the idli wallah. If the sambar is spicey it's Obama; if it's a bit flat it's Romney. #Predictions— Oxblood Ruffin (@OxbloodRuffin) November 7, 2012
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) November 6, 2012
Proof exit polls are unreliable: 70% of voters say Star Wars prequels "much better than originals."
— The Onion (@TheOnion) November 6, 2012
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— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) November 6, 2012
Regardless of who you're voting for today, do the right thing & write me in for Michigan Drain Commissioner. The madness must stop.
— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) November 6, 2012
❒ Obama ❒ Romney ✔ Vader
— The Dark Lord (@Lord_Voldemort7) November 6, 2012
Happy Election Day, America! The number of political ads you'll be subjected to today will be more painful than the cruciatus curse.
— Fake Jeff Jarvis (@ProfJeffJarvis) November 6, 2012
Rumor: Romney will concede via Facebook update